| Anti-Aging Secrets from Her Holy Mess.Love is the best cosmetic you can wear. Spread Love evenly on one side of your face and Hate on the other. Notice how the Hate side feels slimy? Now Spread Love on the other side of your face. Notice how the Love side looks like its been juicing, getting lots of sleep and taking decaf-coffee enemas? Turn the other cheek, Babe! Make all your relationships deep and meaningful, regardless of how superficial they may be.
AGE Nothing Sags on the Moon. But it does cost 22 Million to get there! So travel with light instead. Shine on Sistah!
INTERIOR DESIGNING Stop! Just Stop! Avoid the Interior Decorator trap. Rearranging someone else's interior is a dead-end job! Stay in your own center and stop trying to live inside of someone else.
ADOPT A PET Pets are better people! They don't stray as often and frequently take the fall when you pass gas! Pets also reduce blood pressure, expand your pupils so you fire new neurons, and give you something to come home to. Pets help you love yourself, when no one else can stand you.
LONELINESS. If you are on a downhill slope and traveling faster than the speed of loneliness, pull over at the nearest exit, find a soft shoulder to rest upon, and let go of the wheel! -- God Loves U Turns!
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