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"THE DOLLY DAY BY DAY CALENDAR" features The Dolly's wisdom every day, on every page. The Dolly's calendar reminds us of those sadly overlooked holidays such as, "National Flatulence Day," (first you caught wind of it?), "National Moose Dropping Day" and "National STD Day." When you look at Her calendar, it will give you a reason to live. A sample of some of The Dolly's Daily Words: "When you've been dragged through the sewer, you understand a lot of shit," and from The Dolly Zen: "If your body is your temple, then shouldn't all who enter it be tithed?" and from The Dolly's Oxymorons: "Safe Sex, Free Love, and Friendly Fire." This inexpensive, artistically designed calendar is yours for $29.95. Yes, that's only $29.95. Be the envy of all your friends when you whip out the funniest, smartest, downright crass and crude calendar you have ever seen. To order the The Dolly Day By Day Calendar ($29.95 USD plus $3.00 Shipping) on the Dolly's secure server, simply click the "Buy Now" button below.